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Sunday, September 15, 2013

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=
Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR…

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry , I have one more

My Life was in darkness before i met u

My Life was in darkness before i met u

but now it is bright.
u know why?
Coz u r a “Tubelight

Kya Aap ne suna hai

Kya Aap ne suna hai

BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!
Radio Mirchi per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
Today is â?oApril Fool Dayâ? and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefullyâ?Â

Rabri Ka karat ho

Rabri Ka karat ho

Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat

Today if anyone praises u for ur beauty

Today if anyone praises u for ur beauty
, personality, style or attitude,
Just kick him… How dare he fool u before April 1st.

Salam h r u

Salam h r u
I want to give u a good news…
I m going To England on study visa…
Misu 4ever…
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Day.
Surprised?
After 1 Day Is 1st April,
U r the 1st Fool Of 20013

U r equal to sixty james bond

U r equal to sixty james bond
U know How??
007 * 60 = 420

31st March ho ya 1st april

31st March ho ya 1st april

Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

How r u Wer r u

How r u Wer r u
Wat r u doing?
How is life,ur frnds,ur family?
How abt ur mom&dad?
2day any news?
u saw any film?
ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area?
how r ur close frnds?
ur fav subject,color,news,Pen,dress,car,bike,perfume,
bus,num,shop,drink,flower,fruit,teacher,player,gift,mobile,
hotel,game,theater,dream,language,temple,food,soap,paste,Chanel,
politician,chocolate,sports,sportsperson,tourist spot?
“HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0

My friend the best quality

My friend the best quality
 i like about you is that you are very sentimental
10% senti
and
90% menta

Hi Wat r u doing

Hi Wat r u doing
I m propagating unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occuring
palevolently in the seritormious piece of platerubian
brain….
In Short…..
Disturbing U!!!!!!!!!!

I want U to know that U are very important to me

I want U to know that U are very important to me

It’s impossible for me to live without U
even 4 a second!
U r my life &
I can feel U everywhere….
EXCUSE ME!!
I AM TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN

When things in wrong

When things in wrong
and sadness fills ur heart
and tears flow in ur eyes
Always remember 3 things
*** I m wid u
*** u hav money
*** KFC is open
lets GO

Friday, September 13, 2013

I want U to know that U are very important to me

I want U to know that U are very important to me
It’s impossible for me to live without U
even 4 a second!
U r my life &
I can feel U everywhere….
EXCUSE ME!!
I AM TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN

When things in wrong

When things in wrong
and sadness fills ur heart
and tears flow in ur eyes
Always remember 3 things
*** I m wid u
*** u hav money
*** KFC is open
lets GO

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?
Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry , I have one more

My Life was in darkness before i met u

My Life was in darkness before i met u

but now it is bright.
u know why?
Coz u r a “Tubelight

Rabri Ka karat ho

Rabri Ka karat ho

Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat
 
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