Nurse to Patient: How old R U, Mrs. Smith?

Nurse to Patient: How old R U, Mrs. Smith?
Patient: None of ur business.
Nurse: But the doctor must know ur age 4 his records.
Patient: Well, 1st, multiply 20 by 2, then add 10. Got that?
Nurse: Yes. 50.
Patient: All Right, now subtract 50, & tell me, what do U get?
Nurse: Zero.
Patient: And that’s exactly the chance of me telling U my age.

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